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The author of the book: Karen Marie Moning
ISBN: 3548256856
ISBN 13: 9783548256856
Language: English
Edition: Ullstein Tb
Date of issue: July 1st 2003
Format files: PDF
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DRAMATIZATION

“Hi everybody!”

*waves emphatically*

“My name is Gwen, and I’m a PHYSICIST! Isn’t that so cool? Aren’t you, like, blown away by my intellect? You should be! I’m the hottest thing to hit science since Newton. Hey, speaking of Newton, did you know that he invented gravity?

“Anyway, I’m on vacation in Scotland, because I’m a 25 year old virgin, looking to give away this precious gift from God to my One True Soul Mate. And I’m not just any virgin either, but a MEGA VIRGIN. I’ve never even been attracted to a man before, because I’m a good little girl and do exactly what the patriarchy tells me.

“You should too, because science!

“Well, I’ve decided that now is the time I find that huge hunk-o-man I’ve been promised, so we can fall in love within 48 hours of meeting each other, get married and have lots of babies! I even bought a pair of red undies with kittens on them, special.

“BECAUSE SCIENCE!”

*in saunters male lead*

“I doona know this science you speak of, lass.”

*several moments pass, during which Gwen looks confused*

“OH MY GOD, ARE YOU A PIRATE?”

“What? Nay, a Highlander.”

“Like from the Outlander novels?”

“Exactly.”

“OH MY GOD, DOES THAT MEAN YOU’RE SCOTTISH?”

“Och, Christ, you’re dumb. Aye, I’m a Scot.”

“I’m not dumb, I’m a physicist!”

“And I have control issues and secretly hate all women.”

“What was that?”

“Nothing that will keep you from climbing me like a tree when the time comes.”

“Oh. Hey, did you know that Newton invented gravity?”

“What’s gravity?”

“It’s an invisible force generated by humans. Its effect is so strong on planetary bodies, that we’ve pulled the earth to us. It’s why we can walk around on its surface without floating off into space, silly!”

*several minutes pass, during which Drustan looks confused*

“Yer a daft wench, aren’t ye? Poor fool. Well, ye’ve a fine, shapely rump, and a pair o’ breasts I could bury my face in. So I suppose you’ll do.”

“For what?”

“For the tupping.”

“OH! IS THAT LIKE SEX?”

“Lass, why are ye still talking? Canna ye feel the fierce mating heat building between us?”

*several moments pass, during which Gwen looks confused*

“Wanna see my red kitten thong?”

“Nay, not yet. First I’m going to try to bully you into doing what I say, and when that fails, I’m going to physically assault you several times.”

“OH MY GOD, YOU’RE SO HOT. DO YOU WANT TO TIME TRAVEL BACK TO 16TH CENTURY SCOTLAND SO I CAN STOP PRETENDING TO CARE ABOUT A CARREER AND INSTEAD GET MARRIED AND HAVE LOTS OF BABIES?”

“Aye. What else is the point of this novel?”

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Ebook Die Liebe des Highlanders read Online! “The only other calling I ever felt was an irrepressible desire to be Captain of my own Starship. I was born in the wrong century and it wasn’t possible, so I chose to explore the universe by writing fiction instead. Books are doors to endless adventure.” -KMM

Karen Marie Moning is the #1 NYT bestselling author of the Fever Series and Highlander novels.

An alum of the Immaculate Conception Academy, at seventeen she attended Purdue University where she completed a BA in Society & Law, with minors in Philosophy, Creative Writing and Theatre, while working full time as a bartender and computer consultant. She intended to go to law school but after an internship with a firm of Criminal Attorneys, decided against it. For the next decade, she worked in insurance, where she wrote intercompany arbitrations and directed commercial litigation. At the age of thirty, she decided it was time to get serious and do what she’d always wanted to do: write fiction novels.

Beyond the Highland Mist was published in 1999 and nominated for two RITA awards. She then published six more novels in her award-winning HIGHLANDER series, and received the RITA Award in 2001 for The Highlander’s Touch.

In 2004, she began writing the #1 New York Times bestselling FEVER series. The books have been optioned twice for potential franchise development by Twentieth Century Fox and DreamWorks Studios, but the rights are currently held by Moning who has expressed a desire to one day see it as a television series. Her novels have been published in over thirty countries. She divides her time between Ohio and Florida and is working on two future projects for Random House Publishing.

“I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.” – Jorge Luis Borges


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