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The author of the book: Vance Randolph
ISBN: 0252006186
ISBN 13: 9780252006180
Language: English
Edition: University of Illinois Press
Date of issue: November 1st 1976
Format files: PDF
The size of the: 3.30 MB
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This book contains a great collection of wild and woolly tales about all manner of folksy fornication. Good gawd, those mountain folk sure loved to tell filthy stories!

I was blushing (and laughing) the whole time I was reading.

Here are tales too ticklish to tell your preacher, though certainly more than a few of the stories feature preachers and their rather "unholy" antics. Tsk, tsk!

The title tale is perhaps the cleanest story in the book:

One time there were two farmers that lived out on the road to Carico. They was always good friends, and Bill's oldest boy had been a-sparking one of Sam's daughters. Everything was going fine till the morning they met down by the creek, and Sam was pretty goddam mad. "Bill," says he, "from now on I don't want that boy of yours to set foot on my place."
"Why, what's he done?" asked the boy's daddy.
"He pissed in the snow, that's what he done, right in front of my house!"
"But surely, there ain't no great harm in that," Bill says.
"No harm!" hollered Sam. "Hell's fire, he pissed so it spelled Lucy's name, right there in the snow!"
"The boy shouldn't have done that," says Bill. "But I don't see nothing so terrible bad about it."
"Well, by God, I do!" yelled Sam. "There was two sets of tracks! And besides, don't you think I know my own daughter's handwriting?"






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HENRY

It reads on one breath.

ARTHUR

Put it on the toilet paper! or the fireplace!

ESME

A book that completely overturned consciousness

ALEX

A useful book to free yourself from negative emotions and joy.

MARIA

Not when you can say the book is better.




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