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Book Title: Not Safe For Kids|
The author of the book: Kevin Shamel
ISBN 13: 9781621052197
Edition: Spunk Goblin Press
Date of issue: April 1st 2016
Format files: PDF
The size of the: 25.15 MB
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Ah, children. They are obnoxious little question machines. And they won't shut up until you've given them a response. Dumb jerks. This book addresses all the cold, hard answers to all those stupid, stupid questions like:
Does your poop smell bad? That means you're dying.
How do little rocks turn into big ones? They eat people.
Did you know you can breathe underwater? It's true. Your body doesn't like it at first, but you totally can.
Did you know that holding babies makes you run faster? Try it and see!
Wouldn't it be cool if you could go back in time and fight dinosaurs for control of the moon? No it wouldn't be. You'd totally die.
So sit down and layer on the emotional scarring with this read-aloud picture book you WISH you could share with children. A hilarious read that is NOT SAFE FOR KIDS.
"This is the best book of all time. Can you imagine if actual kids got a hold of it?" -Zane, age 8
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Read information about the authorI'm a bizarro author who bounces around the world, most recently in a custom 1985 van. I like dogs (LOVE mine), peanut butter, outside, being the different one that everyone talks a bunch of smack about because they don't usually understand me, and searching for ancient ruins in any forest I find myself.
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