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Book Title: Yanni in Words|
The author of the book: Yanni
ISBN 13: 9781401351946
Date of issue: February 12th 2003
Format files: PDF
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You there! Do you ever find yourself bored? Not content with your life? Do you need some inspiration? Look no further than Yanni in Words, available from your local bookseller for the paltry sum of $0.01!
Unless you live under a rock, you should know that Yanni is practically a force of nature, and this book is the history of his life! It's just chock full of historical goodies like this one:
Now that I was a man, there was only one "problem". I liked sex. A lot. But I didn't have enough money--the drachma equivalent of about ten dollars (plus ça change!--ed. )--to keep going back. I'd had to save for a long time just to show up in the first place. That left me in a quandary. No fourteen-year-old girl at my school was having sex.
What a conundrum !
So my friends and I sometimes went from bordello to bordello just to check out the girls...You could browse just like in any store.
Eventually, Yanni comes to the United States, where he dreams up his world-classical-fusion music that takes PBS by storm. He gets to bag a catch that a young Greek boy could only dream of. No, it's not Farrah Fawcett. It's Linda Evans.
I was no stranger to women who liked me, but a famous, beautiful woman wanting to speak to me just because she liked my music was very exciting and a nice ego stroke...When Linda rang I realized that she didn't know much about me. Right away she confessed that she'd thought I was Japanese.
They share hair tips.
Not simply content with being the most amazing musician that has ever lived, Yanni is amazing at loads of other things. Didja know he was a great swimmer, who set records?
People swim a lot faster today, but I think my win was miraculous.
And he's a philosopher of science !
Original thinkers have always fascinated me. Take the idea that the universe is made up of small "building blocks," or atoms. The name is derived from the Greek word atomos, which means "indestructible particle."...How in they[sic] heck did they think of this stuff?
I'm not going to give up the rest, it's just too amazing. Read it for yourself.
UPDATE: All has not been smooth sailing in Yanni-land !
Via the Smoking Gun:
YANNI IN DOMESTIC VIOLENCE BUST
MARCH 7--Yanni, the New Age musician, is facing domestic abuse charges after allegedly tussling with his girlfriend last week in the couple's Florida home. The 51-year-old pianist, whose given name is John Yanni Christopher, allegedly struck the woman after ordering her to move out of his house last Thursday, according to a Manalapan Police Department report. The woman, whose name has been redacted from the report by cops, told investigators that Christopher asked her to move out during dinner and that when the pair returned home, the musician verbally abused her, calling her a 'cunt' and 'whore.' He also allegedly told her that she was 'garbage' and, as such, 'should be packing her things in garbage bags.' The woman said Christopher slapped her in the face as they argued. When cops arrived, they noticed that her upper lip was swollen and split open and that there was a small amount of dried blood on her lower lip. They also noted redness on both her forearms and that she appeared visibly upset and was crying and shaking. While Christopher denied striking the woman, he told officers that he did grab her arms to stop her from kicking him. Christopher spent about 11 hours in the Palm Beach County jail, where the below mug shot was snapped, before being released without bond. He has been ordered not to contact the alleged victim and must check in daily with court officials. (4 pages)
You can't win 'em all. Sigh...
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