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The author of the book: Darren Worrow
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Language: English
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Date of issue: March 6th 2015
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When Dan, a hip London DJ finds himself stuck in a peculiar village in the deepest darkest corner of rural Wiltshire he unearths a shadowy secret hidden by the residents of the village. He takes a job delivering for the local butchers and meets a rather smashing country girl but the eerie mystery is yielding an evil like no other, well, quite a lot like others but there you have it, it’s yielding nonetheless and it smells worse than the village pub does.

With his untrustworthily sidekick, the beautiful young Sally, can they win the battle against the undead, work out just how the creepy family butcher is linked with the whole shebang and work out a way of distinguishing the horrific walking dead from the average village resident? Oh yeah, and will they find the time to have a few laughs along the way? No, I doubt it too.


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I was born in the Fling Dynasty of a small planet known as Duncan in a galaxy far, far away. My humble parents, believing the planet was on the eve of destruction, sent me off as a baby in an egg-shaped craft and I landed here on planet Earth in the spring of 1973. I was later to discover through a cavern of ice, as you do, that the planet was fine all the time and it was just a particularly nasty prank by my father’s mates down the pub.
I landed in a deep jungle and was raised by a company of wolves, learning to live as they did. Until one day when a naughty tiger with a very English accent came along and I was whisked away by a black panther and a jazz singing bear to a man-village. It wasn’t the tiger I was worried about; it was the American cartoon producer following on behind him.

It was at the village that I won a golden ticket to visit a chocolate factory where I fell into a river made of chocolate and was sucked up a pipe into a fudge room; happy days. It could have been worse; I heard some other kid turned into an exploding blueberry.

I lived at a coastal Inn for a while until an old sailor paid me a penny to look out for a legless seadog. In finding him I discovered a treasure map and was promptly whisked away by a sailor to a Caribbean island where I got into a bit of a rumble with some pirate radio DJ called Captain Tony Blackbeard. It was that or another holiday in Clacton.

At eleven I was taken away by a man with an uncanny resemblance to actor and comedian Robbie Coltrane to a school for wizards where I had to battle it out with some bald blue bloke who killed my parents, said he was a lawyer working for an author called JK Rolling or something. That wasn’t as bad as the frog flavoured semolina we had to eat for school dinner.

As I grew up and went to college I decided to give my favourite toys, a cowboy and a space ranger, away to a snotty girl from around the corner, nobody told me the cowboy was really Tom Hanks otherwise I would have given them away a lot sooner.

So, other than the time I was bitten by a rare spider and found myself with special arachnid powers which I used to defeat an evil leprechaun, I left college and it was all very uneventful.

Nowadays I have settled down to a family life and enjoy writing books, striving to be more like Bruce Bogtrotter every day. People say “where do you get your ideas from?” I tell them I have no idea, I've had such a boring, everyday life.

If you really can be bothered to know more about me why don’t you visit my website at www.darrenworrow.webs.com and find out even more honest facts?



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An interesting book, not like the other

FREDERICK

I was inspired by this book!

SOPHIA

You need to be clear about what this book is for and what it can give you.

TYLER

I read the whole book with a stupid smile on my face. General advice to everyone!

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